【第1句】：追你追你我追你，就象獵人追狐貍；親你親你我親你，就象老漢啃玉米。
I chase you chase you chase you， just as a hunter chasing fox； I kiss you kiss you kiss you， just like the old man eating corn。
【第2句】：小明上課時(shí)總是睡覺(jué)，老師批評(píng)他：你可不可以不要睡覺(jué)？小明回答：不行，因?yàn)槲沂翘乩?
Xiao Ming is always sleeping in class， the teacher criticized him： you can not sleep？ Xiao Ming answered： no， because I am a obtains。
【第3句】：請(qǐng)先摸摸你那紅嫩的小臉，再摸摸你的小肚子！好！這次養(yǎng)豬知識(shí)講座到此結(jié)束，明天見(jiàn)！
Touching you that please tender face， then touching your belly！ Good！ The pig knowledge lecture to the end， see you tomorrow！
【第4句】：你有天使的面孔，魔鬼的身材，就連你放屁的姿勢(shì)都那么優(yōu)美?？稍诖笸V眾之下，控制一下節(jié)奏好嗎？
Do you have a angel face， devil figure， even you fart posture is so beautiful。 Can in public under， co
ntrol the tempo？
【第5句】：你在我眼中最美：鷹鉤鼻子蛤蟆嘴，老鼠眼睛羅圈腿，鼻子下面一張嘴，滴滴答答——流口水。愚人節(jié)快樂(lè)！
You are the most beautiful in my eyes， aquiline nose mouth， toad rat eyes round， a mouth， under the nose dripping - mouth water。 Happy April fool's day！
【第6句】：這段日子以來(lái)，我一直想對(duì)你說(shuō)三個(gè)字，但又怕說(shuō)了連普通朋友也做不成，可我控制不住，還是想說(shuō)：借點(diǎn)錢！
These days， I always wanted to say three words to you， but again afraid said even friends can do， but I can't help， or want to say： borrow some money！
【第7句】：我是一棵孤獨(dú)的樹(shù)，千百年來(lái)矗立在路旁，寂寞的等待，只為有一天當(dāng)你從我身邊走過(guò)時(shí)，為你傾倒，砸不扁你就算白活了。
I am a lo
nely tree， stood one thousand years on the road， lo
nely waiting， just for one day when you past me， is you dump， hit not flat you even miss life。
【第8句】：親愛(ài)的你真不起，每天睡到十點(diǎn)起、餐餐五碗都見(jiàn)底，體重沒(méi)人能比，送給看短信的那頭豬，愚人節(jié)快樂(lè)。
Dear you really can't afford to， slept at 10 o 'clock， five meals bowl bottom， no one can than weight， gave the pigs， look at the messages happy April fool's day。
【第9句】：八戒遇月老問(wèn)：靠！月老！為何讓我跟高家玉蘭分離。月老道：她是人，你是妖，我怕你們的孩子生出是人妖。
Eight quit when he asked： depend！ Joking！ ent！
【第27句】：從前有一姑娘叫喬妮娜，她和一個(gè)叫沙德的相愛(ài)了，他們?cè)谝黄鹂葱切?。?dāng)流星劃過(guò)天空時(shí)，他們將這顆流星命名為：?jiǎn)棠菽壬车滦?。祝您愚人?jié)快樂(lè)！
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nce upon a time there was a girl called Qiao Nina, she and the shad, a fall in love, they look at the stars together。 When the meteor across the sky, they will this meteor named： Qiao Nina ShaDeXing。 I wish you happy April fool's day！
【第28句】：想和你去看海，卻把握不住莫測(cè)未來(lái)；想和你去登山，卻充滿對(duì)理想茫然；想和你去流浪，卻到不了幸福天堂；想和你去逛街，**不許帶狗。
Want to and you go to the sea, but can not grasp the uncertain future； Want to go climbing with you, is the ideal blank； Want to go with you stray, but can't get happiness heaven； Would you like to go shopping with you, the police are not allowed to take the dog。
【第29句】：今天將出現(xiàn)大量憂“愚”癥患者，其表現(xiàn)為會(huì)議通知不信，領(lǐng)導(dǎo)召喚不聽(tīng)，有人請(qǐng)客不到，有人送禮不要，就連收個(gè)短信也不敢笑。因?yàn)橛奕斯?jié)愚人才樂(lè)呢！
Today there will be a lot of sorrow "fool", its performance for meeting notice not letter, leadership call don't listen to, somebody will treat, someone a gift, don't even receive a text message can't laugh。 Fools because of April fool's day happy！
【第30句】：一大學(xué)生被敵人抓了，敵人把他綁在了電線桿上，然后問(wèn)他：說(shuō)，你是哪里的？不說(shuō)就電死你！大學(xué)生回了敵人一句話，結(jié)果被電死了，他說(shuō)：我是電大的！
A college student was caught by the enemy, the enemy took him tied to the pole and then asked him, said, wher
e are you？ Don't say electricity dead you！ College students back to the enemy in a word, the result was electricity dead, he said： I am a TV university！
【第31句】：動(dòng)物世界真奇妙，獅子吼來(lái)百鳥(niǎo)叫。斑馬羚羊在吃草，狗熊大象瞎胡鬧。兔子欺負(fù)烏龜小，總想和它來(lái)賽跑。只有王八靜悄悄，打開(kāi)手機(jī)看熱鬧！愚人節(jié)快樂(lè)！
Animal world is really wonderful, the lion roar to hundred birds。 Zebra antelope eat the grass, bear the elephant blind mischief。 Rabbit bullying small tortoise, always wanted to and it to the race。 o
nly the tortoise was silent, open the phone addicted！ Happy April fool's day！
“愚人節(jié)整人英文短信”中的語(yǔ)句，常?？梢栽谂笥讶吹剑蚕Ｍ芴暨x自己喜歡的短句，發(fā)發(fā)朋友圈，保持好心情。更多好內(nèi)容請(qǐng)閱讀對(duì)姐夫說(shuō)生日句子短信，希望的人生美滿而幸福！